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Just watched Noah. This movie did horridly in the Box Office for Two reasons: One, the movie was supposed to be the story of Noah but allegorically, Noah represents a Hollywood studio that wanted to make an entertaining movie and was unconcerned that it had nothing to do with the biblical...

For those of you who had the misfortune to watch Sharknado 1, you probably also had the misfortune NOT to watch Sharkando 2…BIG MISTAKE. Sharknado 1 was not that funny and pretty unbelievable. The Sci Fi Channel asked for too damn much suspension of disbelief. So much so that the Golden...

This Epic Motion Picture, which was released today, is one of the most disgusting historic movies I have ever seen...but it was well done. Eric Holder Represents The Assistant to the Anti Christ, who realized that he's going down and going to end up in jail with a bunch of black people when...

The first in a series of Movie Reviews by johnblaid. For those of you who have seen Godzilla 2014, you may have been confused as to exactly what the fuck the film was about. Let me explain. The scientists in the film who were experimenting on the strange creature in the confined space...