Recent content by Lordofwyr

I ride my 99 Max rain, shine, cold and hot. Of course, here in Texas we get something like 11 months of summer and a couple weeks of bad water skiing weather.

My 99 still runs like a raped ape no matter how hard it rains. Go figure.

I have to kick in the V-Boost at least once a week just to experience the Space Time Bending Quantum Flux it creates...... you know.... takes me back to my youth ;op Oh, and I have had to explain it to the uninformed plenty of times. When I tell them that at 7500 rpms it suddenly tries to...

My brother sold his Volusia and got himself a Victory Vision. Sorry, but that bike is uglier than the south bound end of a north bound baboon train. Looks like an old "What will they be riding in the year 2000" future thingy from a 50's mag. Waaay over the top ugliness there. :ummm:

So, I decided that I did not want to commute on the Max every day and park her in the elements all year long.... so I was very bad and bought a used Candy Apple Red 94 Kawasaki EX500 Ninja. She just needs some love and care, plus a few small repairs and such for her to be cherry again. I will...

Ok, here she is for your enjoyment! Wife, mother, Lawyer...... and, well, the rest I will just leave to your imagination......

I am getting bent over for $50 a month, which means $600.00 a year, but I have full everything and extra coverage so that if I get killed or permanently injured riding the dragon they wil pay off a lot of my bills. I can always replace the bike, but if I get trashed, at least the kids will get a...

Well, I don't know...... My 99 has given me quite a few issues that I have had to deal with... Like the urge to burn out at red lights when lesser beasts pull alongside.... Something my wife lovingly refers to as Vmax Snobbery - as in how I look down my nose at Vrods and BKings...

Started to go for a ride... and the battery failed. F*#K!!! Pulled it and found that, well, maybe you should check that distilled water level every now and then. A bit of distilled water and a charger later and she is good to go.... Then I noticed that the paint (Faux Carbon Fiber on the 99...

Without the bugscreen the wind buffetting at HWY speeds was bad after a few hours, and after three hours on the stock seat, well, lets say that I managed to scoot my ass up on the passenger seat for relief. And the pegs are positioned poorly for long rides. Yes, it was just that bad. With the...

I got caught in a Texas Frog Strangler just the other day. At 70 mph the rain felt like hail as I was only wearing a t-shirt and jeans at the time. Got so wet I was laughing inside the helmet. Even my wallet was filled with water. The only time it got dicey was when I left the freeway and hit...

I have a new hero!!! I am sooooo taking my Vmax to the next Bikini wash I find.... and I am wearin the sexy shorts :punk:

All the 55 mph speed limit did back then was boost the CB Radio industry to a new high so we could know where the Troopers were hiding. No one in Texas drove 55 back then unless there was a Black and White right there in front of them. We have roads that run 100 miles without a town anywhere...

I'll take the blame on digging this bad boy back up :punk: Got bored at work and found it hidden waaaay back in the back... it needed ressurectin' and, well, if I am gonna burn, might as well make it a Vmax Burnout :biglaugh:

The wife is right.... I am soooo gonna burn for this thread..... Ok, I did my research, and the Vmax is mentioned in the bible!!!! Observe the following Old Testament Verse: 2 Kings 9:20 (New International Version) The lookout reported, "He has reached them, but he isn't coming back either...