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Haha at first I thought it said "bottom percussion PATMAX." I thought someone had found a video of him at work. I guess one can only wish to get paid to do that.

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Well today I saw a guy with a decent job too: I went to have my bike 'inspected' by the DoT in order to get it licensed, and there's a bloke who gets to take every bike to be tested for a spin!

Not too shabby..
 
I rewatched that again this morning on a laptop instead of my phone and had a better look.

i'm betting a paycheck those girls aren't real. The movement is all wrong.

I wouldn't mind having a pair of those dummies to take on the road with me tho'

It get's lonely on the road sometimes:rofl_200:
 
I rewatched that again this morning on a laptop instead of my phone and had a better look.

i'm betting a paycheck those girls aren't real. The movement is all wrong.

I wouldn't mind having a pair of those dummies to take on the road with me tho'

It get's lonely on the road sometimes:rofl_200:

Lmfao!!!

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I rewatched that again this morning on a laptop instead of my phone and had a better look.

i'm betting a paycheck those girls aren't real. The movement is all wrong.

I wouldn't mind having a pair of those dummies to take on the road with me tho'

It get's lonely on the road sometimes:rofl_200:

lol...saw a special one time on something that you want..comes from realdoll.com. A bit pricey though....lol...depending on options...6000 to 10000 dollers if i remember right...:biglaugh:
 
lol...saw a special one time on something that you want..comes from realdoll.com. A bit pricey though....lol...depending on options...6000 to 10000 dollers if i remember right...:biglaugh:

Thats plenty for a lot of rounds of the real deal on the strip i'd say... :biglaugh:
 
Well had to look up an old email that I had on the subject...lol..here's what it had to say..


This would be the best $6000 you'd ever spend.

These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone.

The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% of the humanskin.

It will last two years if used constantly andconsistently every day.

Completely adjustable to any position you want.

There are 100 sensors spread around the body.
There are 30 sensors on the private parts.
Each sensor makes her move in a specific way,

up to 20 positions.

On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that
echoes gently in your ears.

Comes with built-in sound in the throat and recognizes
up to 16 commands that are extremely personal, up
to two metre

s away from her ears.
When there is any type of pulsation sensed in herprivate parts,

she emits light moans of stimulation.

Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over

any of the sensors.

Most important, she has a voice password which

should be protected from disclosure.

Principal characteristics:

She has three entries (vaginal, anal, and oral)

She can move her head in any direction you choose.

Completely customizable to your liking so you canchoose the following:


SIZE
HEIGHT
SKIN COLOUR
EYES COLOUR
HAIR COLOUR
PUBIC HAIR COLOUR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN.

NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES.


ADVANTAGES
  • She does not speak
  • She does not get fat
  • She never has periods
  • She does not pass gas
  • She never goes shopping
  • She does not get pregnant
  • She does not have a mother
  • She never ever gets headaches
  • She does not go to the hairdresser
  • She does not watch soaps or Oprah
  • She does not care what we watch on TV
  • She does not frequent internet chat rooms
  • She will never get elderly human physical attributes
  • She will not get jealous if you bring home anotherwoman
  • She will not nag if you go out and she won't carewhen you return

Only $6,000.00
Disadvantages..... None that I can see.


Beats the hell out of Barbie, eh?
 

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Well today I saw a guy with a decent job too: I went to have my bike 'inspected' by the DoT in order to get it licensed, and there's a bloke who gets to take every bike to be tested for a spin!

Not too shabby..


Been there! I had a bloke ride my old Honda. I could hear him for ages, and he was riding hard. THEN, he said it was too loud!

Good thing about him was that when I turned back up an hour later, after jamming some steel wool in the mufflers, he passed it. I was so glad I didn't comment on his riding. :rofl_200:
 

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