Blonde Joke

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Bill Kratzenberg

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A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutey quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him say's "Before you tell that joke,sir,I think it's just fair( given that your blind) that you should know five things:

(1) The bartender is a blonde girl.
(2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.
(3) I,m a 6 feet tall, 220lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
(4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
(5) The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,
"Nah.... Not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 

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