classes for women. Now accepting registration

[Mr. Pickles]

Spring Classes for Women atTHE

ADULT LEARNING CENTER​

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REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday,​

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May 29,2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM​

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Class 1​

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Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat​

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..​

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Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.​

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Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.​

Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.​

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Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.​

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.​

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Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.​

Class 5

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.​

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Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM​

Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.​

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Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM​

Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum​

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Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.​

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Class 8

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!​

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Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.​

Class 9

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.​

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Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined .​

Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.​

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4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.​

Class 11

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield​

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Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined​

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Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.​

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Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.​

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.​

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Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.​

Class 14

The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.​

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Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.​

Upon completion ofanyof the above courses, diplomas will be issuedto the survivors.

 

[ssnsltd]

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:rofl_200::rofl_200:
I would show this to my wife but I am sure she would find NO humor in it.

 

[medic981]

I'm guessing that class attendance is usually poor. Maybe bad advertising.

 

[Vendetta]

That is too f-ing hilarious!:rofl_200::ten_out_of_ten:

 

[gunrunner]

Looks like the clause i had in my marriage contract for the Ex-wife .
The problem was the bitch couldnt read .