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Mod Monkey

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As the caption says we are getting down and dirty now!!!! Releasing the best of the best Mod Monkeys out there on you!!!

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Little Basterds better knock at the house first,after SRK's story I see somthing moving in the garage I'll shoot first and check for fur later!
 
OK....that's it! Serious situations call for drastic measures! :punk:





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I was down at the Lounge when I heard about this latest attempt from the malnourished brains of the mod monkey when one of the security gals showed me this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi0KQSQoxY8

I think handing out a few of these, add a Alliance Armament 30 round "clip" along with Danny's solution this feeble attempt at fear mongering by the limp minded monkey will be an utter failure.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your garages are safe!:punk:
 

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Ah, that's the cute little security chick with the really nice butt....I recognize her! :drool: She's pretty tiny, if she can handle that shotgun that easily it's gotta be really 'handler friendly'!

Once again, BB and his band of beautiful babes comes through....way to mind the store BB!! :worthy:

Our garages and bikes that reside there-in are safe 'n secure from this recent hot air threat from the PIA Primate!! :clapping:
 
Hate to nit pick on ya Red but that pic is a drum and what she had in the gun is a magazine. You don't use a "clip" unless you've got an old Garand... Sorry, my gun ocd took over... LOL

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I went "hunting" for the monkey again last night. No success, but we found plenty of monkey sign. We know we are on the right track, now to get the military to stop training them!!!

In the group photo I am the 5th one in line with the tinted goggles on. The guy in front was my Squad Leader and I was the Alpha Fire Team lead for that Op.
 

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Hate to nit pick on ya Red but that pic is a drum and what she had in the gun is a magazine. You don't use a "clip" unless you've got an old Garand... Sorry, my gun ocd took over... LOL

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Yes that is true Scott, the picture below her is the 30 round "drum clip" to be used in a Saiga 12 shown here in this video. The drum is a 30 rounder from Alliance Arms.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1vPXTcE5-4
 
Maybe I'm just a little new to VMaxinizationism, just a naive noob.
But, I kinda welcome the Monkey into my garage! I'll probably learn my lesson soon.
 
OMG!! Did you hear what he said?...........:surprise::surprise::surprise:

Oh man, don't even THINK that!! You don't want them flea bitten little bastids anywhere near your garage!! :punk:


But they look so friendly!!!


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I wish those sneaky butt nuggets would come dancing in a row like that, I could put to use a 30 round drum on a Saiga 12 and make it their last dance! :gun shoot::gun shoot::gun shoot::gun shoot::gun shoot:
:cheers:
 
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