Does this happen to you?

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Nearly every time I'm on the toilet, I find a piece of my wife's hair in my ass crack. I am certain her head has been nowhere near that region of my body (maybe the front side on my birthday)

I guess it one of life's little mysteries.

 

[dannymax]

Mike....I honestly don't know how to respond to this! :rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

 

[marsmax85]

:clapping: funny shit !!

 

[blaxmax]

Too much info.

 

[Traumahawk]

LOL.....I guess that there are benefits to being single.

 

[Tex85]

Probably as simple as she is the one who is folding your underwear.

 

[SpecOps13]

That's better than the beggar weeds I find on my underwear and towels from my Wife being out in the yard fussing with her herd of Chickens.:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

 

[sdt354]

LOL.....I guess that there are benefits to being single.

From your mouth to God's ears, Trama.

 

[Geordie]

Shouldn't have read that while having my breakfast.lol

 

[VMax-Mike]

The wife's hair everywhere i do understand but you could have left the other out. Yes to much info. I think tex85 could be right and i don't/we don't need to know how you came up with that Tex. LOL.

My kid and girlfriend and dog has moved in with us so now i have a cat dog and two women with long hair that shed everywhere. floor's need to be swept at least two time's a week. How about the dryer sheets i think my wife make's sure she stuff's them in my clothing because i sure do find alot of them at the wrong time. Maybe tex85 has some info that can help me out.:ummm:

 

[jfeagins]

Nearly every time I sit on the toilet, I end up seeing O B A M A ! But depending upon yesterday's meals, it can sometimes be T H E E N T I R E O B A M A F A M I L Y.


....just sayin'....

As to the original post - yeah, it happens. Just yesterday, in fact. But I wasn't on the toilet when I noticed it, but rather standing in front of the mirror in the morning trying to get myself presentable for the day, and starting to get out of the jammies.

 

[liptoss]

Would you rather it wrapped around your knob?

 

[98Redlne]

Would you rather it wrapped around your knob?

I'm not sure about her hair but some of her lipstick would be ok with me.