Rusty McNeil
Well-Known Member
Subject: Fleas
Two fleas from Owensville had an agreement to meet
every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year
when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue,
shivering and shaking, damn near frozen to death!
The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to
you?"
The first flea says, "I rode down here in the
mustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea says," That's the worst way to
travel. Try what I do. Go to the Metro airport
bar, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg
and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the
best way to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he
will give it a try next winter. A year goes by.
When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all
blue, and shivering and shaking again. Damn near
frozen to death.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told
you?"
Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you
said. I went to the Metro airport bar and this nice
young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her
warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell
asleep immediately. When I woke up, I was back in
the mustache of the guy on the Harley..."
Two fleas from Owensville had an agreement to meet
every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year
when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue,
shivering and shaking, damn near frozen to death!
The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to
you?"
The first flea says, "I rode down here in the
mustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea says," That's the worst way to
travel. Try what I do. Go to the Metro airport
bar, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg
and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the
best way to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he
will give it a try next winter. A year goes by.
When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all
blue, and shivering and shaking again. Damn near
frozen to death.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told
you?"
Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you
said. I went to the Metro airport bar and this nice
young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her
warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell
asleep immediately. When I woke up, I was back in
the mustache of the guy on the Harley..."
