A future conversation between this idiot and the local animal control guys will go something like this:
"I don't know what happened. My alligator has NEVER tried to harm anyone before this. Someone must have riled him up officer. Otherwise he would never have bitten off my leg. I know this is a one-time slip up. Can I continue to keep him? I have another leg I can still use."
No offense Steve-o but I took some relatives to the living zoo out in palm desert here. It was my first ever trip to a zoo. Nothing belongs there. Especially wild animals.That poor lady got f'd up real bad. They've run a few local updates on her. She's blind if I recollect. And her face is gone. Wild animals belong in a zoo. Not in some assholes house. She was sleeping with the Chimp? Dressing him up, treating the chimp like a kid. Whacko! It could have been a group of kids. No.
So who are those guys ? Obviously the first one's a carpetbagger...
I love Florida!
That's why these guys are trying to get to Florida after their ride breaks-down!
Just who are these (famous) guys? No fair googling!
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