Harley Facts, Dated But Still Funny

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Harley-Davidson Facts

 
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?'

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?
 

God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention! For example,

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!


'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.






 
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Not in the crowd I hang with.

When the Harley fails, SkullDuggery has attracted some really young ones. Especially before I put the single seat on. Not that I can do much about it anymore but the offers they make are amazing and inflate my ego....:rofl_200:
 
What is the most common accessory for a Harley?????????


A pick-up truck


Actually I've had mine for 8 years, never seen the back of any truck.:rofl_200:
It runs like one. My 1200 Sportster has surprise a lot of CrotchKateers too.
 
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