mikemax04
Well-Known Member
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out start raving naked with a potato tied to his tally wacker.
The old woman said, "You're going out like that?"
And he replied "Yep. If you can go as a sour puss, I can go as a dick-tator."
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out start raving naked with a potato tied to his tally wacker.
The old woman said, "You're going out like that?"
And he replied "Yep. If you can go as a sour puss, I can go as a dick-tator."
