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Max01red

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Medical Distinctions

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

This should clear up any confusion on the definitions.


Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death.
 

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I always thought the difference was what would hurt the most when/if you f$%ked up whatever it was that you were about to do? :smileystooges:
 

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