Rollie
Well-Known Member
Bob came home from the road, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his ol Lady, "Quick, get me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little confused, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, get me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little pissed, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second now."
"That's it!" She screams, "You dirty bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down in a chair, don't even say hello to me and expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean this dump all day long while you are out raising hell, guzzling beer and riding around with your friends?"
Bob sighed. "Oh shit, it's started
She looked a little confused, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, get me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little pissed, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second now."
"That's it!" She screams, "You dirty bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down in a chair, don't even say hello to me and expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean this dump all day long while you are out raising hell, guzzling beer and riding around with your friends?"
Bob sighed. "Oh shit, it's started
