Joke- Good Manners

[vmaxride06]

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if
you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still
not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'
'And you, little Eddie, can you show us your good manners?'
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted....

 

[shawn kloker]

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if
you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still
not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'
'And you, little Eddie, can you show us your good manners?'
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted....

Does this say something?All I see is a black screen.

 

[vmaxride06]

changed text to white

 

[82ndCowboy]

changed text to white

Thanks now I cant read it!

 

[vmaxride06]

your breakin my balls

 

[82ndCowboy]

your breakin my balls

ewwww... no I'm not fond of nuts.

I was just teasin!

When ever I see a post that is blank, green or yellow, I just highlight it and it shows up.

 

[vmaxinID]

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'

'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'

'And you, little Eddie, can you show us your good manners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted....

Can you hear me now