Rusty McNeil
Well-Known Member
Two mountain lions are headed north from Mexico into the US.
They split up at the border and agree for one to go into Texas and the other to go into New Mexico, and to report back to each other at the end of the summer on the way back down into Mexico.
When they meet up the Lion that went to New Mexico is looking fat and healthy, the one that went to Texas is skinny, tired, frazzled and dull looking.
The get too discussing why and the Texas lion says
"Shoot, I've been using the old tried and true method, I get up in a tree over a trail and whenever one of these Texans rides by I let out a scream and jump on them and eat them; I've been averaging about one every two days, I don't understand why I feel and look so bad"
The lion from New Mexico says
"Son, that'll never work in Texas, when you scream at them you scare the shit out of them and when you jump on them you knock all the wind out of them, all that's gonna be left is boots, hat and buckles"
They split up at the border and agree for one to go into Texas and the other to go into New Mexico, and to report back to each other at the end of the summer on the way back down into Mexico.
When they meet up the Lion that went to New Mexico is looking fat and healthy, the one that went to Texas is skinny, tired, frazzled and dull looking.
The get too discussing why and the Texas lion says
"Shoot, I've been using the old tried and true method, I get up in a tree over a trail and whenever one of these Texans rides by I let out a scream and jump on them and eat them; I've been averaging about one every two days, I don't understand why I feel and look so bad"
The lion from New Mexico says
"Son, that'll never work in Texas, when you scream at them you scare the shit out of them and when you jump on them you knock all the wind out of them, all that's gonna be left is boots, hat and buckles"
