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Damn......no more playing cowboys and indians.....Thats probably too dangerous too.
 
This perpetuates the myth of 'bloodthirsty 'savages'' who need to be subjugated by the white male domination of Native American culture, to include extermination, genocide, and slavery. Reparations should be paid by those who participated in this abhorrent type of adolescent behavior. There is no limit to the backwards-generational accounting to determine who must pay.

Possession or documentation of any of the following items will be prima facie evidence of liability:

  • Red Ryder BB gun
  • Hopalong Cassidy chaps, western gunbelt, and six-shooter
  • Gene Autry recordings in any form of media
  • Lone Ranger mask, gun, or hat, or other costume attributed to him
  • Tonto 'deerskin' clothes, or 'firestick'
  • General Custer costume items
  • any items determined to be similar to the aforementioned items

    Parents who immediately turn-in their children for behaving in this fashion will be allowed to be informed as-to which of the 're-education camps' their little ones will be assigned, on a basis of "in which state is the 're-education camp.''' Parents who fail to report their children for engaging in this behavior will be sterilized, according to the punitive biological punishment program, HOSER: Halting of Sperm/Egg Reproduction.
Children who have reached the age of adulthood and who have satisfied the amount of their debt will be allowed to re-enter the workforce, with the acknowledgment that 25% of their net earnings will go to the Reparations Accrual Trust (RAT).


Damn......no more playing cowboys and indians.....Thats probably too dangerous too.
 
This perpetuates the myth of 'bloodthirsty 'savages'' who need to be subjugated by the white male domination of Native American culture, to include extermination, genocide, and slavery. Reparations should be paid by those who participated in this abhorrent type of adolescent behavior. There is no limit to the backwards-generational accounting to determine who must pay.

Possession or documentation of any of the following items will be prima facie evidence of liability:

  • Red Ryder BB gun
  • Hopalong Cassidy chaps, western gunbelt, and six-shooter
  • Gene Autry recordings in any form of media
  • Lone Ranger mask, gun, or hat, or other costume attributed to him
  • Tonto 'deerskin' clothes, or 'firestick'
  • General Custer costume items
  • any items determined to be similar to the aforementioned items

    Parents who immediately turn-in their children for behaving in this fashion will be allowed to be informed as-to which of the 're-education camps' their little ones will be assigned, on a basis of "in which state is the 're-education camp.''' Parents who fail to report their children for engaging in this behavior will be sterilized, according to the punitive biological punishment program, HOSER: Halting of Sperm/Egg Reproduction.
Children who have reached the age of adulthood and who have satisfied the amount of their debt will be allowed to re-enter the workforce, with the acknowledgment that 25% of their net earnings will go to the Reparations Accrual Trust (RAT).

LOL....You forgot about dodgeball....a sport so "dangerous" that its been banned numerous times at schools...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/school-dodgeball-ban-windham-new-hampshire_n_2973792.html

School Dodgeball Ban: New Hampshire District Stops ‘Human Target’ Sports, Citing Bullying

I'm used to walking on the edge though....I played D&D in high school and college.
 
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