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Rollie

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A brief summary of opinions I respect :

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~Jay Leno~

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
~Aesop~

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~Will Rogers~

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev~

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow~

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~Author unknown~

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Tex Guinan~

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson~

There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.
~Will Rogers
 
If voting made a difference, they wouldn't let us do it. - Mark Twain
 
Very fitting......the more I see how this election is going, the more depressed I'm getting.
 
I'm not sure who the hell I will vote for anymore. If you all vote for me I'll make a motorcycle only lane on every highway. Monitored by special naked woman police officers selected by Brian.
Vote Steve-o
 
I'm not sure who the hell I will vote for anymore. If you all vote for me I'll make a motorcycle only lane on every highway. Monitored by special naked woman police officers selected by Brian.
Vote Steve-o

You have my vote!!!:punk:
 
I'm not sure who the hell I will vote for anymore. If you all vote for me I'll make a motorcycle only lane on every highway. Monitored by special naked woman police officers selected by Brian.
Vote Steve-o

You'll have to do better than that - not all of us prefer redheads. Maybe if you promised a mix of colorful haired, lovely, naked lady police officers?:biglaugh:
 
I'm not sure who the hell I will vote for anymore. If you all vote for me I'll make a motorcycle only lane on every highway. Monitored by special naked woman police officers selected by Brian.
Vote Steve-o

I cant vote for anyone. I will vote against Clinton, shes even worse than a couple buffoons arguing about their cocks on national TV. New lows being set every day, no shame at all these cunts.

The days of voting for anyone are pretty much gone, like tact, couth and decorum. Now we just need to figure out who is most likely to dismember the constitution and cast a vote against.

I would feel better with my own lane and a series of Asian girls holding speed limit signs while wearing nothing more than handcuffs and bow ties. :clapping:

EDIT: Yes you may add some redheads and brunets in there to, I'll allow it as long as we have a strong showing from the Phillipines, Japan, Korea et al.
 
Vote for me .... Free ice cream every day.

No questions please.

Free ice cream is great, but I'm afraid your running mate has some difficult to beat campaign promises.

If one of you could be VP we could get 31 flavors, of everything. The Dim Sum of tail AND ice cream. now THATS how you make America great again!
 

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