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I'll give 'em that HDs of recent years certainly are better than they used to be, but now 50 years later, they've managed to finally "perfect" their v-twin to at least run okay and not break down on a daily basis. They're still ancient technology, overpriced, and underperforming.
 
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3) Rev the bike as hard as possible at red lights to impress the motorists behind you. (Dont need to comment... this is a HD ritual...

The reason they are always revving is because it won't stay running on its own
 
we had 9 bikes at my buddies house the other day. all harleys cept mine. Mine was the only one leaking oil... LMAO. we were callin it the Vhead cross between a iron head and a vmax. lloll. damn i wish i wasnt so lazy.

The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your Motorcycles have changed the world,your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?

"God said, "Ah, yes. "

"Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention."

God was somewhat taken back, and when He asked what the flaws might be, Arthur Davidson produced a list for Him to read.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there and it may be true that My invention is flawed... " God said to Arthur.

"But the last time that I checked, more men are riding My invention than yours."
 
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My dad, a Gold Wing rider, calls them "Hardly Ableson." :biglaugh:
 
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"Hogly Ferguson"
"Hardly Driveable"
"Hardly- fucking-moving-son"
 
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