Older than the hills & twice as dusty

shop deals on amazon
Shop deals on ebay
Advertise with us
VMAX Forum

Help Support VMAX Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
J

jfeagins

Well-Known Member
Joined
Aug 18, 2006
Messages
3,962
Reaction score
9
Location
..
Well, I guess it's official - I am now older than the hills, and probably twice as dusty too. I guess it's time to sell off the bikes, and invest in a wheelchair, cane or whatever so's I can grow old gracefully. My daughter gave birth to my first Grandchild this past week. Suddenly, I feel old. I think I'll start shopping for a good nursing home sometime later this week.

Meet Macy Elaine Haro.
image 2.jpg

This is my daughter, Crystal, and my son in law, Jamin holding their new bundle of joy.
image 6.jpg
 
Congats......but since your now officially old...its time to get rid of the bikes. BUT...I do know of a VERY good home is SW oklahoma.....for a certain 85, if that makes you feel any better...lol
 
Don't feel bad, I'm 50 and I've already got two grand kids! Don't fret though, grand kids are easy. Give them whatever they want, spoil them ROTTEN, cause then you get to send them HOME with their parents! LOL!!!! :biglaugh:
 
That granddaughter...
SO! DAMN! CUTE!
1336845717474.jpg
 
Maybe, if I could find me a younger friend willing to pull me with his GW....

motorcycle wheelchair.jpg
 
Congrats. I'm coming on 55 and have a 17 and 13 year old. I feel old all the time except when I'm riding my max.
 
Awesome! Congratulations!

Let the spoiling commence!
 
Yeah, spoiling them and then sending them home is lots of fun. What's also fun is when they are being a pill to their parents, and you get to remind the parents how they used to be to you.

And you guys talking about being in your 50's are making me feel REALLY old.
 
Congratulations Jim & Shala! :clapping:

Getting old.....that's what it's all about. :punk:

NOT getting old......now that really sux. :bang head:
 
dannymax said:
Congratulations Jim & Shala! :clapping:

Getting old.....that's what it's all about. :punk:

NOT getting old......now that really sux. :bang head:
Click to expand...

Now that your old here are the benefits!
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
No one expects you to run into a burning building.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You can eat dinner at 4:00
You can live without sex but not without glasses.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for the weather channel.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
Your back goes out more than you do.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
You realize that getting old is not for pussies!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Fire-medic
Another one, Paul Kantner of the Airplane
Replies
4
Views
6K
dannymax
dannymax
Fire-medic
Another eccentric billionaire, but this one was a motorcyclist, among other things
Replies
1
Views
1K
Bill Seward
Bill Seward
RaWarrior
  • Sticky
New Vmax Owner FAQs....new members please read!
2
Replies
20
Views
20K
Max94
M

Latest posts

Back
Top