Bill Kratzenberg
Well-Known Member
A little old lady always wanted to join a biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door.
A big,hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
She announces, "I want to join your club."
The biker is ammused, but says she needs to meet certain requirements in order to join. He asks "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bikes parked over there," and points to the harley in the driveway.
The biker asks "do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep...like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
The biker asks "do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies "Yep...smoke like a chimmney. At least four packs a day and a couple cigars in the evening when i'm shootin pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "last question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and replies, Nope...but I've been swung around by the nipples once or twice".
The biker say's "your in."
A big,hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
She announces, "I want to join your club."
The biker is ammused, but says she needs to meet certain requirements in order to join. He asks "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bikes parked over there," and points to the harley in the driveway.
The biker asks "do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep...like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
The biker asks "do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies "Yep...smoke like a chimmney. At least four packs a day and a couple cigars in the evening when i'm shootin pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "last question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and replies, Nope...but I've been swung around by the nipples once or twice".
The biker say's "your in."