suggestions needed

[bobbfrommn]

I'm creating a new shirt, mostly for my own amusement and need some input. The back of the shirt is a list of "rules for v-max passengers". Just trying to come up with 5 or 6 humorous rules. I'd love some more suggestions

Here's what I've come up with so far, I like some but not others:
Hold tight to my "center of gravity"
When the light turns green hold on
Yes I know how fast I'm going, stop asking
In 5th gear no one can hear you scream
Yellow light...hold tight
Try not to laugh at the Harleys when we go by
Eyes open or closed we're still doing 110 so you might as well enjoy it
Yep, that was a Harley we just went by...

After I put the rules on I'm going to tag it with:
"Vmax...anything else is just a Harley"

 

[bobbfrommn]

Yeesh with all the smarta$$es on this board I was expecting some funny stuff...

 

[4gasem]

This one has already been used but I thought it funny...

Stupid queer! Dicks are for chicks... :rofl_200: Not at all for anything but to amuse the passenger... Or offend...

The above comment was not to disrespect anyone and I apologize if it did VmaxinID...:whistlin: :rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::biglaugh: I keed I keed...:clapping:

I'm not an artistic person.... More Autistic probably.

 

[hubeerjw]

You could always put on the old reliable quote, "Ass, Gas, or Grass.... no one rides for free"

or, "They're not love handles, they're V-Boost Grab Bars"

 

[113s&s]

I'm creating a new shirt, mostly for my own amusement and need some input. The back of the shirt is a list of "rules for v-max passengers". Just trying to come up with 5 or 6 humorous rules. I'd love some more suggestions

Here's what I've come up with so far, I like some but not others:
Hold tight to my "center of gravity"
When the light turns green hold on
Yes I know how fast I'm going, stop asking
In 5th gear no one can hear you scream
Yellow light...hold tight
Try not to laugh at the Harleys when we go by
Eyes open or closed we're still doing 110 so you might as well enjoy it
Yep, that was a Harley we just went by...

After I put the rules on I'm going to tag it with:
"Vmax...anything else is just a Harley"

how about...V YOU LATER

 

[vmaxinID]

This one has already been used but I thought it funny...

Stupid $gasem! Dicks are for chicks... :rofl_200: Not at all for anything but to amuse the passenger... Or offend...

The above comment was not to disrespect anyone and I apologize if it did, cause I got a crush on VmaxinID...:whistlin: :rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::biglaugh: I keed I keed...:clapping:

I'm not an artistic person.... More Autistic probably.

Ya got that right ya fuckin' Corkey....

 

[bobbfrommn]

"They're not love handles, they're V-Boost Grab Bars"

hehe I like that one

 

[eatatjoz]

The back of my helmet says "Get on, shut up, hold tight"

 

[vmaxinID]

The back of my helmet says "Get on, shut up, hold tight"

Weird I have that phrase framed above my headboard?:whistlin: