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Max01red

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Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made
my lunch, got rain gear, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck,
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed
with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad
throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and
slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a
different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in
that shit?"
 
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