Request of a Sexy Woman

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Apr 14, 2006
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A sexy woman went up to the bar in a pub. She gestured
alluringly to the bartender, who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face
closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his
full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his
face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she
said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his
hair. I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is
there anything I can do?

"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued,
running her forefinger across his lips and slyly popping
a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing
him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper,
handsoap, or paper towels in the ladies room."