dude that second one is hilarious also reminds me of my brother
i was hitting a ramp one day in the driveway and he MADE me give him my bike so he could do it. he pushed me off the bike and went flying down the driveway and hit the ramp, the handle bent downward because they werent tightened all the way so he wrecked and bit the dust. he yelled at me and was crying and shit