Tequila makes me super good looking and irresistible to the ladies.
I also seem to become the best dancer in the room as well as an awesome conversationalist.......in my head.
Everyone else sees someone having what only could be called a pretty severe epileptic fit on the dance floor while drooling over a bunch of really...eh hem..."Big" girls
"Heeeeeeheeeehhhyy Laaaaaadihes, wwhhhooooooo whhhhuuunnttssss to ghhhheeeet l...<hic>....luuuuucky tohhhhnite?"