New Security System
I've disconnected my expensive monitored home alarm system and quit the silly Neighborhood Watch.
I bought Syrian and Iranian flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard. One at each corner of the yard, plus a black ISIS flag in the middle.
Now, the Anchorage Municipality police, State Troopers, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are watching the house 24/7. The utilities truck with the funny antennas on the roof hasn't moved from across the street for the last week and a half!
I've never felt safer and I’m saving $49.95 a month!:clapping:
I've disconnected my expensive monitored home alarm system and quit the silly Neighborhood Watch.
I bought Syrian and Iranian flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard. One at each corner of the yard, plus a black ISIS flag in the middle.
Now, the Anchorage Municipality police, State Troopers, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are watching the house 24/7. The utilities truck with the funny antennas on the roof hasn't moved from across the street for the last week and a half!
I've never felt safer and I’m saving $49.95 a month!:clapping: