1st ride since "brownie run 09"

[COP RUNNER]

FINALLY GOT TO GO FOR A RIDE SUNDAY NIGHT , WENT 111 MILES , BIKE RAN GREAT ! FIRST TIME SINCE THE BROWNIE RUN , I CANT BELIEVE ITS BEEN THAT LONG , I'M NOT 10 MILES INTO THE RIDE & SOME JERK-OFF BITCH IS RIDING MY FUCKING ASS & I MEAN " RIDING MY ASS " , IN A MERCEDES BENZ , FOR LIKE 6 MILES , I CANT GO FASTER I'M BEHIND 50 OTHER CARS , I'M PUTTING MY HANDS UP & SLOWING DOWN , SHE WAS TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS ! SO FINALLY WE GET TO A STOP SO I PULL OVER TO MY LEFT SO SHE HAS TO PULL OVER TO MY RIGHT , SHES NEXT TO ME & I'M FUCKING YELLING AT THIS DUMB BITCH & IT WAS LIKE I WASN'T EVEN THERE ! SHE TURNED OFF AFTER THAT ! IF THERES ONE THING I CANT STAND " ITS BEING TAILGATED ! I HAVE TO START CARRYING CHANGE TO THROUGH UP IN THE AIR OR SOMETHING ! ANY IDEAS ? WHATS EVERYONE ELSE DO ?:confused2:

 

[dannymax]

FINALLY GOT TO GO FOR A RIDE SUNDAY NIGHT , WENT 111 MILES , BIKE RAN GREAT ! FIRST TIME SINCE THE BROWNIE RUN , I CANT BELIEVE ITS BEEN THAT LONG , I'M NOT 10 MILES INTO THE RIDE & SOME JERK-OFF BITCH IS RIDING MY FUCKING ASS & I MEAN " RIDING MY ASS " , IN A MERCEDES BENZ , FOR LIKE 6 MILES , I CANT GO FASTER I'M BEHIND 50 OTHER CARS , I'M PUTTING MY HANDS UP & SLOWING DOWN , SHE WAS TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS ! SO FINALLY WE GET TO A STOP SO I PULL OVER TO MY LEFT SO SHE HAS TO PULL OVER TO MY RIGHT , SHES NEXT TO ME & I'M FUCKING YELLING AT THIS DUMB BITCH & IT WAS LIKE I WASN'T EVEN THERE ! SHE TURNED OFF AFTER THAT ! IF THERES ONE THING I CANT STAND " ITS BEING TAILGATED ! I HAVE TO START CARRYING CHANGE TO THROUGH UP IN THE AIR OR SOMETHING ! ANY IDEAS ? WHATS EVERYONE ELSE DO ?:confused2:

Washers Timmy....great big fuckin' washers!! Don't waste hard earned $'s on the 'brain dead'!! :biglaugh:

 

[06VMAXIMUS]

I feel your frustration. Same thing happened to me last night, except it was a young girl riding my ass and on top of it she wasn't even watching me, she had the frigging sun visor down putting her makeup on. I tapped the brake light to get her attention, and she didn't even see it....If I had to make a quick stop, she would have slaughtered me. The washer idea is spot on, I wish I had a pocket full last night!!!!!

 

[COP RUNNER]

I feel your frustration. Same thing happened to me last night, except it was a young girl riding my ass and on top of it she wasn't even watching me, she had the frigging sun visor down putting her makeup on. I tapped the brake light to get her attention, and she didn't even see it....If I had to make a quick stop, she would have slaughtered me. The washer idea is spot on, I wish I had a pocket full last night!!!!!

I'M GOING TRY THAT ! CAN'T HURT , ME ANYWAY !:rofl_200:

 

[zippo6]

FINALLY GOT TO GO FOR A RIDE SUNDAY NIGHT , WENT 111 MILES , BIKE RAN GREAT ! FIRST TIME SINCE THE BROWNIE RUN , I CANT BELIEVE ITS BEEN THAT LONG , I'M NOT 10 MILES INTO THE RIDE & SOME JERK-OFF BITCH IS RIDING MY FUCKING ASS & I MEAN " RIDING MY ASS " , IN A MERCEDES BENZ , FOR LIKE 6 MILES , I CANT GO FASTER I'M BEHIND 50 OTHER CARS , I'M PUTTING MY HANDS UP & SLOWING DOWN , SHE WAS TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS ! SO FINALLY WE GET TO A STOP SO I PULL OVER TO MY LEFT SO SHE HAS TO PULL OVER TO MY RIGHT , SHES NEXT TO ME & I'M FUCKING YELLING AT THIS DUMB BITCH & IT WAS LIKE I WASN'T EVEN THERE ! SHE TURNED OFF AFTER THAT ! IF THERES ONE THING I CANT STAND " ITS BEING TAILGATED ! I HAVE TO START CARRYING CHANGE TO THROUGH UP IN THE AIR OR SOMETHING ! ANY IDEAS ? WHATS EVERYONE ELSE DO ?:confused2:

I bet you could strap a brick to the tank cover.... :clapping:

 

[vmaxinID]

We drop pennies. :biglaugh:

 

[4gasem]

I had a guy on a bike cut me off on the highway and proceeded to get pissed that I was so close to him when he merged into my lane as I was passing someone. He turned around and spit on me. Of course it didn't hit the car but I saw his bike parked somewhere later that week...

People are arseholes.

 

[95spfldmax]

HAVE TO START CARRYING CHANGE TO THROUGH UP IN THE AIR OR SOMETHING ! ANY IDEAS ? WHATS EVERYONE ELSE DO ?:confused2:

I keep magnets stuck in a couple of places. Always sitting there handy when you need them......:clapping:

 

[slowpoke]

the ceramic parts of old spark plugs work great too

 

[dannymax]

There ya go...pick something that might be in the road anyway!

Better yet, set up a little slingshot launch system on the faux, aimed to land about 1/2 car length behind you...just push the button, nobody sees you flinging bricks at the guy behind you......you're just riding!! :whistlin:

Just be sure you're not leaning too far forward when you trip it!! :rofl_200:

 

[COP RUNNER]

THE THING IS , IF I WAS DOING 40 MPH'S IN A 50 MPH ZONE & NOBODY WAS IN FRONT OF ME , I COULD SEE IT , BUT WHEN THEY CAN SEE 50 CARS IN FRONT OF ME & THEY KNOW I CAN'T GO ANY FUCKING FASTER , MAN IT PISSES ME OFF !:th_biggun: