California to Texas translations

[customizedcreationz]

 

[Rusty McNeil]

That's awesome!

The assault battery- attitude adjustment we now call;

"a tune-up"
As in, "I'm gonna give this rude sumbitch a tuneup!"

 

[CaptainKyle]

Love it !

 

[PATMAX]

Hilarious and way too accurate! You could put a few other States in their for Texas but heck, I think Texas is now starting to call the electric chair an attitude adjustment!

 

[customizedcreationz]

And in 6 years when I move to Texas ( hopefully ) I will already "fit" right in....

 

[CaptainKyle]

I keep trying to talk Christine into moving there I sure miss it.

 

[m-cman]

Since I have lived in both states, I love this. :biglaugh: Much prefer Texas to Cal except for the heat. Love the coastal climate in Cal.

 

[Rusty McNeil]

Hilarious and way too accurate! You could put a few other States in their for Texas but heck, I think Texas is now starting to call the electric chair an attitude adjustment!

I hate the idea of the electric chair............

They should use electric bleachers...........