HDKILA
Well-Known Member
I posted this kill story on my facebook page and thought I would share with you max owners. I have no problem with harley guys btw and my plate is really just a way to keep things interesting BUT we all know some of them need to learn some hard lessons:eusa_dance:
Here is the story...I realize i'm talking about roads you have no idea about but try to visualize it LOL.
I was on my way home from a nice motorcycle ride yesterday evening when I arrived at the corner of Kirk and 64. I was turning left and coming eastbound on 64 was a group of 6 or 7 HD riders. They were all dressed up like a bunch of jabroni's. Leather Vests, bandana's covering there bald heads, and of course no helmets (not that there is anything to protects in those heads anyway).
The guy who was in the middle of the pack of hogs decides to lock his rear wheel up a few feet before the red light. This of course creates a decent cloud of white smoke and all the HD guys are giggling. At that very moment I finally figured out how to smoke the tire on an HD! I also figured out that HD needs to get something us modern folk call ABS on all there bikes. It's the least they can do when you pay 20K for a bike with no power, no brakes and no looks.
Anyways back to the story...At that moment I decided to pull a u-turn which would allow me to get in front of these jabroni's just a few moments before there light turns green. This would then set me up to RAPE every last one of them in a quick road race. I putt down the road nice and slow and see there light turn green. I hear everyone one of them flooring it through the gears and knew at that moment that I had several fish on the proverbial hook.
As fate would have it the light for the charlestowne mall and olive garden entrance turns red! This put me at the front of the pack and next to me 3 other HD riders ALL OF WHICH noticed my lic plate (HD KILA). They immediatly took offense and I could hear them talking all kinds of shit to themselves. One of the old baldheaded jabroni's even said something along the lines of "look at that jap piece of shit".
The 3 next to me start rev'ing there asses off well before the light turns green. Finally the light turns and off we all go. I immediatly have several buslenghts on all them and by the time I shut down at 125 I was going past the pheasant run and there were just getting past the wal-mart. I then slow it down again hoping to catch another light with these bozo's and as fate would have it I get the light at powis with them.
I look over at the fat man who said "jap shit" moments before and let him know that this jap shit built in 1985 just murdered his 08 35,000 dollar dreaming eagle hardley. I then tell him that I have never failed to live up to my plate. He said no more and would not even establish eye contact with me.
Gotta love Japanese technology from 1984!
Here is the story...I realize i'm talking about roads you have no idea about but try to visualize it LOL.
I was on my way home from a nice motorcycle ride yesterday evening when I arrived at the corner of Kirk and 64. I was turning left and coming eastbound on 64 was a group of 6 or 7 HD riders. They were all dressed up like a bunch of jabroni's. Leather Vests, bandana's covering there bald heads, and of course no helmets (not that there is anything to protects in those heads anyway).
The guy who was in the middle of the pack of hogs decides to lock his rear wheel up a few feet before the red light. This of course creates a decent cloud of white smoke and all the HD guys are giggling. At that very moment I finally figured out how to smoke the tire on an HD! I also figured out that HD needs to get something us modern folk call ABS on all there bikes. It's the least they can do when you pay 20K for a bike with no power, no brakes and no looks.
Anyways back to the story...At that moment I decided to pull a u-turn which would allow me to get in front of these jabroni's just a few moments before there light turns green. This would then set me up to RAPE every last one of them in a quick road race. I putt down the road nice and slow and see there light turn green. I hear everyone one of them flooring it through the gears and knew at that moment that I had several fish on the proverbial hook.
As fate would have it the light for the charlestowne mall and olive garden entrance turns red! This put me at the front of the pack and next to me 3 other HD riders ALL OF WHICH noticed my lic plate (HD KILA). They immediatly took offense and I could hear them talking all kinds of shit to themselves. One of the old baldheaded jabroni's even said something along the lines of "look at that jap piece of shit".
The 3 next to me start rev'ing there asses off well before the light turns green. Finally the light turns and off we all go. I immediatly have several buslenghts on all them and by the time I shut down at 125 I was going past the pheasant run and there were just getting past the wal-mart. I then slow it down again hoping to catch another light with these bozo's and as fate would have it I get the light at powis with them.
I look over at the fat man who said "jap shit" moments before and let him know that this jap shit built in 1985 just murdered his 08 35,000 dollar dreaming eagle hardley. I then tell him that I have never failed to live up to my plate. He said no more and would not even establish eye contact with me.
Gotta love Japanese technology from 1984!
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