Joke:
Huge earthquake & ensuing fire destroy all of Kansas City one day. Commander in thief, Obama, never missing a good PR opportunity, boards his Helo One immediately and gives orders to take him to KC pronto. He kicks back in his recliner to nap on the way and awakens during a bumpy portion of the ride, looks out the window at all the destruction and total mayhem below. He can't believe the magnitude of the destruction he's witnessing from his helo window, and says through the intercom to the pilot to land him immediately - he simply must do a PR press conference down there in the middle of all that destruction.
The Helo One pilot radios back to Obama: "but Sir, you've only been asleep for 3 minutes. We aren't out of DC yet."