Suicide or Murder?

[Bill Seward]

On July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.unk:

 

[Sonoran6]

Oh wow! That's hilarious!!

 

[sdt354]

Pushed for sure.

 

[maxrom]

I`ve just translate to my Girlfriend (like a true story)
:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

 

[DMAN999]

LOL, I saw a similar thing happen on the Way to Myrtle Beach Bike Week one year.
Me and a few others guys stopped at a Small Cafe for lunch and two Huge, Tatooed Bikers were Kissing in the parking lot.
It freaked out a few of the Guys.
I just laughed and said "They must have met in Prison".

 

[jethrobolas]

That's funny right there. I don't care who you are, that's funny.

 

[SpecOps13]

I've had a Nightmares like that once, woke up spitting on the dresser.:rofl_200: