How to predict a TSA patdown

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I think that the airport scanner detected a large amount of an unnatural silicone based substance:eusa_dance:
 
Damn!What a set of billy bob's.!That kinda shit is why the wife is always cracking me in the head.
 
Damn!What a set of billy bob's.!That kinda shit is why the wife is always cracking me in the head.

Your wife has those same "set of billy bob's" and is always cracking you in the head with them?

TURN AROUND POPPOP! TURN AROUND AND OPEN WIDE! :rofl_200:
 
Wife dosent do that.She want's more effective things,Flower pot's, frying pan's, ect.But every once in awhile i get lucky.But to do that i have to convince her,That im sweet,Smart and good looking,Have to watch the open wide part.May get fed a broom handle!
 
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