Rusty McNeil
Well-Known Member
only a Texan will understand...
A young woman in the sleazy part of the old Galveston Strand was so
depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the
harbor.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the water when a
handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm
off to Europe in the morning and if you like, I can stow you away on my
ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, I'll
keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
>From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece
of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get
food and a trip to Europe, and he gets to screw me."
"Well he certainly is screwing you, that's for sure" the captain said. "This is the Bolivar Ferry."
A young woman in the sleazy part of the old Galveston Strand was so
depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the
harbor.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the water when a
handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm
off to Europe in the morning and if you like, I can stow you away on my
ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, I'll
keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
>From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece
of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get
food and a trip to Europe, and he gets to screw me."
"Well he certainly is screwing you, that's for sure" the captain said. "This is the Bolivar Ferry."
