vmaxinID
Well-Known Member
Watch out for those Harleys
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one
day,
he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems
even
better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It is shiny and in absolutely MINT condition. He immediately buys it,
and
asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike
is
outside and it's going to rain, I rub Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain" and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the
house,
Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my
family
before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first
person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in
the
middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the
kitchen
is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the
corridor,
everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As
dinner
progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he
leans
over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and
fondles
her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her,
rips
her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there,
in
front of her Parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her Dad is obviously livid, and
her
Mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks
at
her Mum.
"She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the Mum, bends her
over
he dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there
on
the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her Dad is
boiling,
but still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to
rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his
pocket.
Suddenly the Dad backs away from the table and shouts, "All right!
That's
enough. I'll do the damn dishes!".
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one
day,
he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems
even
better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It is shiny and in absolutely MINT condition. He immediately buys it,
and
asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike
is
outside and it's going to rain, I rub Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain" and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the
house,
Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my
family
before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first
person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in
the
middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the
kitchen
is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the
corridor,
everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As
dinner
progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he
leans
over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and
fondles
her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her,
rips
her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there,
in
front of her Parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her Dad is obviously livid, and
her
Mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks
at
her Mum.
"She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the Mum, bends her
over
he dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there
on
the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her Dad is
boiling,
but still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to
rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his
pocket.
Suddenly the Dad backs away from the table and shouts, "All right!
That's
enough. I'll do the damn dishes!".
