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85 MAX-fan
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"Credeur sprayed wasp spray in Jacquneaux's face in self-defense."
Like I said, bear spray (or in this case wasp spray) isn't the right tool for the job. My vote would be for a high capacity 9mm with hollow points and plenty of extra magazines. If I knew there was only one zombie, a 12 gauge pump with number 1 buckshot would be a better choice, particularly if it was one of those fast movers like in 28 days later.
85 MAX-fan
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Again, drugs are not whats causing this. If the government went on record admitting that the dead were comming back to life and then commiting murder, along with devouring the victims people would panic.
"The police were called to the scene at 7.45pm with reports that McCarthy was punching and choking her toddler and trying to strangle her pit-bull."
This alone may not be zombeism. The kid and the dog might just really have been asking for a beating. You know how kids can be these days.....Here I would have bear srayed all three, and let the cops sort it out. If the spray provoked any of them to start devouring the others THAT would make me suspicious of zombeism. Its well known that zombies LOVE spicy food, and bear spray is mostly just concentrated hot peppers.
ninjaneer
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i'm starting to see the legitimate need for bear spray now. does amazon sell the stuff?
dannymax
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I think yer onto something here 85MF....apply bear spray to any large group of possible offenders....the ones that go into a feeding frenzy....just shoot 'em! :gun shoot:
I'm sure the gummint has tumbled onto this solution but there's those pesky liberals to deal with first!
Hmmmm....any chance they sell bear spray by the 55 gal. drum? :hmmm:
dannymax
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And I bet you guys thought he was kidding about the bear spray.....right?
http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&ke...vpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=e&ref=pd_sl_85ypqq4haz_e
http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&ke...vpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=e&ref=pd_sl_85ypqq4haz_e
ninjaneer
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dannymax
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85 MAX-fan
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85 MAX-fan
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speaking of liberals...they are already prepared for conventional self defence sprays. Go rightfor the good stuff and don't screw around.
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dannymax
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Well well, water & Maalox is a new one, otherwise chapter & verse from the 60's - 70's! Just need a couple bus loads of battle weary soldiers to complete the mix!! :biglaugh:
Now here in Texas people are getting Zombied out, This idiot ate his dog when he couldnt catch the neighbors
http://austin.ynn.com/content/top_s...n-faces-animal-cruelty-charges-for-eating-dog
http://austin.ynn.com/content/top_s...n-faces-animal-cruelty-charges-for-eating-dog
85 MAX-fan
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Reportedly under the influence of drugs.....MAYBE.....He was only eating a dog, not human flesh so I wouldnt say he is definately a Zombie. Hell our Prez has eaten dog by his own admission, though I don't think he said if he were stoned at the time.Now here in Texas people are getting Zombied out, This idiot ate his dog when he couldnt catch the neighbors
http://austin.ynn.com/content/top_s...n-faces-animal-cruelty-charges-for-eating-dog
85 MAX-fan
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Like I said, this wasn't bath salts....Zombeism plain and simple.
http://www.freep.com/article/20120628/NEWS07/120628015/Rudy-Eugene-bath-salts-chewed-on-face
85 MAX-fan
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http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/seven-deaths-blamed-on-png-cargo-cult-20120702-21czo.html
"We're also getting unconfirmed reports - the people out there are telling us - there's a form of cannibalism.
"This is something new. I am not sure when this movement started. From information we have received they are suspected of sorcery."
Another one. We are undoubtably on the edge of a worldwide Zombie epidemic...
"We're also getting unconfirmed reports - the people out there are telling us - there's a form of cannibalism.
"This is something new. I am not sure when this movement started. From information we have received they are suspected of sorcery."
Another one. We are undoubtably on the edge of a worldwide Zombie epidemic...
85 MAX-fan
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Police in Papua New Guinea have arrested 29 people accused of being in a cannibal cult that killed and ate seven suspected witch doctors, eating their brains raw and making soup from their penises. "They don't think they've done anything wrong; they admit what they've done openly," Madang Police Commander Anthony Wagambie said Friday, confirming a report in The National newspaper. He said the accused believed their victims were sorcerers who extorted money and demanded sex from poor villages in exchange for their supernatural services. According to The National, 28 men and women appeared in court Tuesday, charged with "willful murder," which is punishable by death. Wagambie said four of the seven victims were killed last week, but no remains had been recovered. "They're probably all eaten up," he said.
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