Motorcycle Personality Quiz

[Rusty McNeil]

I just retook it and tried to be a more accurrate about my actions are rather than my thoughts about how I act on a bike and it gave me this, I tried it a 3rd time with the same result.


Ducati 996

You scored 8 moxie, 8 zeal, and 6 pomp!


You exhibit an overexuberance in all respects that cannot be satisfied. Your attitude and ego are over the top, yet you actually have the skills to match. Its infuriating. People would hate you, but you're too damned nice. You always ride like its your last day to live, and leave bystanders vaguely aroused.
Your bike is the Ducati 996. Sex on wheels.



You scored 8% on moxie, higher than 77% of your peers.
You scored 8% on zeal, higher than 70% of your peers.
You scored 6% on pomp, higher than 76% of your peers.

 

[dannymax]

What the hell is 'pomp'?? :confused2:

Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test ...
Yamaha YZF R1

You scored 6 moxie, 9 zeal, and -1 pomp!

You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.

Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.) It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

 

[Redbone]

You don't have to answer the personal stuff or sign up for anything. Just uncheck the box at the end. I also scored an FJR. I wish I had one.

I wish I had one too! Perfect compliment to the Vmax IMO, then to add a big bore enduro to the stable I'd be more than happy.
Being dead sexy on two wheels is pretty accurate though!:rofl_200:

 

[Rusty McNeil]

I wish I had one too! Perfect compliment to the Vmax IMO, then to add a big bore enduro to the stable I'd be more than happy.
Being dead sexy on two wheels is pretty accurate though!:rofl_200:

Surprisingly about half the Vmax guys I know in Houston that have a second bike, the FJR1300 is thier second one.

If you like big bore enduros check out Aprilias line of 4.5 and 5.5 V-twin bikes, thier motard is fuckin evil, 92hp 11,500rpm and about 315lbs.......Pure bike porn...

 

[Redbone]

Surprisingly about half the Vmax guys I know in Houston that have a second bike, the FJR1300 is thier second one.

If you like big bore enduros check out Aprilias line of 4.5 and 5.5 V-twin bikes, thier motard is fuckin evil, 92hp 11,500rpm and about 350lbs.......Pure bike porn...

Yeah I saw those, I'd take either one of these or both!

 

[MoPure]

Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test ...
Yamaha FJR1300

You scored 2 moxie, 9 zeal, and 2 pomp!

You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding. You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

 

[naughtyG]

Yeah I saw those, I'd take either one of these or both!

Isn't it weird how the wave disks have remained on the off-road bikes, yet on most '09 and '10 street models manufacturers have gone back to round rotors? :ummm:

 

[madmax06]

My God! A sportster 883???? lol, sportster 1200 was my 1st bike lol....

2 moxie, 2 zeal, and 2 pomp

You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling. However, if you do ride, statistics would suggest that you are destined for a Harley-Davidson, probably something in the Softail line.




NO THANX, NOT GOING BACK!!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOVE MY VMAX!!!!

 

[COP RUNNER]

IT SAID , MOST POLICE OFFICERS HAVE ONLY SEEN MY TAILLIGHT ! ...I AM AWESOME , I LOOK COOL ON ANYTHING I RIDE & I'M A NATURAL BORN " CHIC MAGNET " ! ...I FOUND THIS TEST TO BE EXTREMELY ACCURATE !...ARE ALL YOU GUY'S SURE YOU TOOK THE SAME TEST ?...:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

 

[RaWarrior]

LOL...I got the 600cc crotch rocket and it telling me I'll probably "wad it" within a couple months.

While I'm 19, I've ridden about 25k miles on 3 different bikes(Zooky GS450 starter, then to a Magna V30, now on my Max) and never laid one down. Not even the zooky with the bent frame, quirky handling, and ancient tires. While I realize that's small change compared to a lot of people here, that's 25k miles in 3 years. I ride with a lot of people who ride maybe 1500 a year, some less...only firing up the H-D for some big dealer orgainzed ride or the occasional trip around town to make noise. One has an '01 H-D with 7k miles on it. Not even a thousand per year. Granted, I also know an older couple with a Goldwing who did about 22k in one upstate NY riding season(May-Oct).

 

[Rusty McNeil]

I think giving the wrong answer on the decreasing radius right hand turn guarantees you get the wadded crotch rocket, not saying you did tho'

LOL...I got the 600cc crotch rocket and it telling me I'll probably "wad it" within a couple months.

While I'm 19, I've ridden about 25k miles on 3 different bikes(Zooky GS450 starter, then to a Magna V30, now on my Max) and never laid one down. Not even the zooky with the bent frame, quirky handling, and ancient tires. While I realize that's small change compared to a lot of people here, that's 25k miles in 3 years. I ride with a lot of people who ride maybe 1500 a year, some less...only firing up the H-D for some big dealer orgainzed ride or the occasional trip around town to make noise. One has an '01 H-D with 7k miles on it. Not even a thousand per year. Granted, I also know an older couple with a Goldwing who did about 22k in one upstate NY riding season(May-Oct).

 

[dannymax]

I think giving the wrong answer on the decreasing radius right hand turn guarantees you get the wadded crotch rocket, not saying you did tho'

Just to make sure I'm on the same page with the test....a decreasing radius turn is a turn that gets sharper...right? The correct answer would be to push on the right side of the handlebars....yeah....no....maybe?? :confused2:

 

[95spfldmax]

your result for the motorcycle personality test ...
yamaha v-max

you scored 88 moxie, 76 zeal, and 69 pomp!

you're addicted to torque, and have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you love to smoke tires, you don't really care so much about competing with grip as much as competing with breathing. Your bike is the yamaha v-max. Given how easily the rear wheel on this monster spins up even in a straight line, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skids. (i've seen more v-maxs crash at the drag track than any other bike.)
it was a close decision with the moto morini granpasso, but your personality seemed a bit more vmax-ish. (but hey, i could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

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[95spfldmax]

They put me dead average, 3moxie and 1 pomp I think
but the sad part is they put me on a F`N 75 Hp. Harley sportster:damn angry::damn angry:
thats horse shit. They don`t know me very well do they ?:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
<<Dave>>unk:

I thought it was a bogus Hardly advertisement and figured everyone else would have gotten Sporster 883's too......but some got REAL bikes.....I got this same result EVEN THOUGH I ANSWERED THAT I HATE F'N HARDLY'S........WHATEVER........I should have gotten a Vmax ......I KNOW IT!!!!!!....LLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Rusty McNeil]

I think it was thrown in there to see if you understood countersteer (push right, go right, push left, go left), the decreasing radius was just thrown in to confuse things a little, but yes a decreasing radius is a turn that continues getting sharper as you travel through it, and also what I've seen eat a lot of peoples lumches on our rides in the Hill Country around Bandera

Just to make sure I'm on the same page with the test....a decreasing radius turn is a turn that gets sharper...right? The correct answer would be to push on the right side of the handlebars....yeah....no....maybe?? :confused2:

 

[bheinz57]

Ducati Monster for me.

Hmm...

Brian

 

[COP RUNNER]

IT SAID , MOST POLICE OFFICERS HAVE ONLY SEEN MY TAILLIGHT ! ...I AM AWESOME , I LOOK COOL ON ANYTHING I RIDE & I'M A NATURAL BORN " CHIC MAGNET " ! ...I FOUND THIS TEST TO BE EXTREMELY ACCURATE !...ARE ALL YOU GUY'S SURE YOU TOOK THE SAME TEST ?...:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

COME ON , THIS WAS FUNNY !...:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

 

[dannymax]

COME ON , THIS WAS FUNNY !...:rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:

I FIGURED IT WAS THE TRUTH!!! KNOWING YOU.....:rofl_200:

 

[COP RUNNER]

i figured it was the truth!!! Knowing you.....:rofl_200:

" lol "

 

[RaWarrior]

Nah, I put in the "push on right handlebar" answer. Pushing right induces countersteer to the right. Who cares. These sort of "quizzes" are the reason I stay away from sites like facebook or myspace.