RagingMain
Well-Known Member
Signs that you need therapy with your Yamaha Vmax problem.
These were all sent by users who have undergone therapy at some point. Unfortunately, they are all beyond cure. Consider these warning signs and see a therapist as soon as possible if you exhibit more than 3 of these signs:
These were all sent by users who have undergone therapy at some point. Unfortunately, they are all beyond cure. Consider these warning signs and see a therapist as soon as possible if you exhibit more than 3 of these signs:
- After getting off of your Vmax you can't take more than ten steps before looking back to make sure it's still there.
- The racket it makes when it's started in the morning sounds sweeter than the opening chords of Beethoven's 9th.
- You honestly think no perfume smells as good as race fuel
- Your spousal unit begins to wonder why you're suddenly volunteering to run all the errands.
- You record fuel consumption, mileage, oil changes, and other significant events in the life of your Vmax with such care and accuracy that the most picky NASA scientist would conclude you're overdoing it.
- Three different neighbors have called the police after they've seen you just sitting on your Vmax - at 1:00 o'clock in the morning.
- You pull up to a stop light next to another bike and life as you know it will end if you don't drop it and render it a speck in your rearview mirror.
- You hear the word "bible" and immediately think "owner's manual."
- You find yourself looking at maps to see if there isn't some way to ride to Europe instead of flying.
- Every Monday morning as you drive up the street, your neighbors are frantically running back to their houses for they think Armageddon has come. You laugh with glee.
- When driving through a tunnel or long underpass you slightly slow down or pull in the clutch and rev it hard just to hear the motor reverberate off the walls.
- Your wife dabs sea foam behind her ears when she "wants your attention".
- You can't eat or sleep when something is wrong with your Baby, I mean Vmax
- You set the Vmaxforum.net as your home page on your browser so ya never miss a post!
- With less than 100 miles on a new Vmax you?ve already got it partially disassembled to add an exhaust, Morleys Carb kit, headlight relay, progressive shocks, wider rear tires, braced swing arm?
- Sports cars no longer interest you because they are too slow
- You put the exhaust right beside the snobs who are on their phone in the convertible next to you and rev it over and over again.
- You enjoy setting off more than two car alarms when you start your Vmax up in a parking lot. In fact you find parking structures just to drive around in to set off car alarms.
- You sit on the john and read a whole issue of VBoost.
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