I liken this fuck headed ass-licking cunt to a twat shaped shit smear forever embossed on a public bathroom stall door. Thats the best my Scottish descent will allow but it's how I feel and when I see him I think shit smear. See, it goes a little something like this in my warped brain with conditioning, like pavlov's dog.
Obama = mental image of a twat shaped shit smear
Pirelli = mental image of Amy Shumer naked