Need new award ideas!

[Buster Hymen]

This is a follow up on this post

Award for TurboVMax where we need some more award ideas than what currently exist. I believe Birdoprey should get some sort of brainiac award for figuring out the ignition/firing pulses. You can see the current awards here: www.vmaxforum.net/awards.php . Post your ideas here along with an idea for the icon to use for the award.

 

[hubeerjw]

How about an award for the person that finds the best new award idea??

 

[lankeeyankee]

How about an award for the most sensitive member

 

[Dirtystinknape]

How about the narcissistic award for the guy who has to be in the center of thing and brings as much attention to himself as possible. The award could be a trophy with a huge ME on top of it. More to come

 

[RazoR333]

How bout the most interesting explanation given for a speeding ticket,,..bonus for actually getting away with out the ticket. :clapping:

 

[hubeerjw]

Maybe a "Close Call" award for those who almost didn't make it. It's a good reminder to be careful out there and to also make you think what it would be like if that person didn't make it.

I also think that active and retired military members deserve an award or maybe something that shows if they are currently serving somewhere besides "home".

 

[naughtyG]

Don't we need an arsehole award!? :rofl_200:

 

[gunrunner]

The biggest speeding ticket award .

You will need an award to help soften the blow

 

[WESLICH]

How about a road kill award. I nailed a previously nailed varmint last week.

 

[Birdoprey]

Though Gary(Turbovmax) is doing mods, i think he is taking it to a higher level than most of us have(and draging some of us suckers along with him!!!).
Maybe a "ModimousMaximous" award? Maybe an icon of a Dinosaur(T-rex)?
Or simply "Mod-2-da-MAX" award? Pun intended...
If we get this EFI up and working where its affordable, a bolt-on affair for most anyone, maybe then you can add some type of "EFI King" award to him or somesuch. Maybe some funny icon(Ewok w/a crown)? Yeah, its late and i've only had 4hrs sleep in the past 40hrs...gett'n kinda delearious...
He really has already paved the way with turbocharging and MAJOR modifications/fabrications. He has already helped/aided any who wish to throw a hairdryer on their V-max. That alone is invaluable. His experiance(and blown $$$ to get it!) will help others save MUCHO time/headache/$$$, etc. Maybe TurbosaurousMax award for that? Yeah, there we go with the dinosaurs again...sorry...
Maybe a "Start Trek" award? With an icon of the "Enterprise". Slogan under it with "He boldly goes where no Vmax'r has gone before..."
Ok, i'm done...

I think i need the "too stupid to give up", or "dunno when to come in out of the rain" award :bang head:

 

[KJShover]

How about something like the mechanical nice monkey, that sort of the bastard child of the nice guy and the mod monkey.

What made me think of it is Mark helping out with ppl's carbs that were mailed to him and the work Jeff and Sean has done on Abe's bike.

 

[Redbone]

How about the " I don't get it" or "Dunce" award to follow along in the vein of the "DOH" award.
Also, maybe a "Expert" award for the experts amongst us.
Or, "Long distance" award for those that ride/ drive a far long ways that another VMF member can verify. Such as Sean driving nearly 1k miles roundtrip to Jeff's to work on Abe's bike.

 

[Dirtystinknape]

How about an "extra Mile" award for those who go above and beyond to help someone out in one way or the other for no profit or gain. It could be helping someone out with a mechanical problem or even getting money together from folks to send flowers if someone's loved one passes away. If it was up to me, 90% of the people on here would get a "nice guy" award because I sincerely believe that most of them are. So, maybe something like this that will stand out would be cool. It could have some little character running and sweating his a$$ off or something :hmmm:

You could have a "Woody","Boner" or better yet, the "Redbone Award"LOL. It would be for those that send in all the hot chicks and get everyone in trouble. On he other hand this might encourage more of the same and before long the site will full of porn. :hmmm: On second thought, that's a great idea!!!:eusa_dance:

 

[Dirtystinknape]

Maybe a "ModimousMaximous" award? Maybe an icon of a Dinosaur(T-rex)?


I second this one!

 

[jedi-]

How about the " I don't get it" or "Dunce" award to follow along in the vein of the "DOH" award.
Also, maybe a "Expert" award for the experts amongst us.
Or, "Long distance" award for those that ride/ drive a far long ways that another VMF member can verify. Such as Sean driving nearly 1k miles roundtrip to Jeff's to work on Abe's bike.

I was kinda thinking of the "Bozo" award. I might have got one of those when my bike went for a trip to the concrete when it fell over. Phuk it:bang head:

 

[TURBOVMAX]

How about the Electro Eagle award and of course Nice Guy for Mr. Birdoprey. He soars above all! Thank you ... This is a great community!

 

[Dirtystinknape]

One more and I will shut up.... How about the "Habitual Whiner" award. Again, not one to shoot for but would be well deserved.

 

[UnclePhilthy]

How about the narcissistic award for the guy who has to be in the center of thing and brings as much attention to himself as possible. The award could be a trophy with a huge ME on top of it. More to come

How 'bout one for the FNG that transfers in, and in two or three months knows more about everyone and everything, than the seasoned troops already in country?

Backoff Sar'ent Airborne!... Some of us like this guy, and until you can contribute maybe half the knowledge about our rides to this this forum that he has ... Like Mama says..."if ya got nothin' nice to say, just STFU!"...

Philthy

 

[Dirtystinknape]

I comment on fact and experience only. I do not make assumptions or try to act like I know everybody or everything. I am very opinionated and I reserve the right. I have never had any problems with anyone else on here but on the other hand he has had problems with many. I will tell you what will do though. I will continue to read and learn. I will continue to take responsibility for my words and my actions. I will continue to have fun and be courteous with those who are to me. BTW, I was the first to say that I'm no mechanic but between that and my short time on here is not going to change the way I post friend. Why should I? Because I haven't been here long? If you or anybody choose's not to like me or shuns me because of this then so be it. I will give respect where respect is due but this is a forum Not high school. No, I have not contributed a lot on here but I have sacrificed a lot in my life for you and everybody else and have not ask for nothing in return. At 35, I am falling apart. I don't get out much because of my condition so I spend quite a bit of time on here. So if my candor in any of my posting upsets anyone, I apologize but I will not lay down to anybody unless I am in the wrong.

 

[fasterlapdunn]

How about a best looking bike of the month award. We submit ONE picture of our bike each month. The pictures are numbered. You vote for the number you like. If you win one month out of the year you can not reissue a picture until next year. We will take our twelve winners at the end of the year and have a bike of the year award. So we will have a February BOM thread, then a March ...etc etc. We can even back date to January and just play catch up. ?????unk: