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PDWeyand

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If you own a cat, beware it is planning to kill you. I have proof
 

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It's true!! I have photographic evidence of an actual kill!! COPRUNNER's son sent up his buddy 'Flat Stanley' to spend a weekend with us. He was hanging out on the bed with Reba, when suddenly an unprovoked attack occurred....she dragged him into the living room, de-nutted him and then ate his head!! :surprise:

It was horrible to watch....poor Stanley was viciously murdered for no apparent reason! :wink2: :sad2:
 

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It's true!! I have photographic evidence of an actual kill!! COPRUNNER's son sent up his buddy 'Flat Stanley' to spend a weekend with us. He was hanging out on the bed with Reba, when suddenly an unprovoked attack occurred....she dragged him into the living room, de-nutted him and then ate his head!! :surprise:

It was horrible to watch....poor Stanley was viciously murdered for no apparent reason! :wink2: :sad2:

It's good this is in the nsfw section. I had to turn my head when I first saw the attack photo.:eusa_dance:
 
Not my buddy. He would never kill me. When we play rough he might hurt me. But never kill me.
 

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Have always wondered why my cat likes to hide in my Cadpat Woodland BDU's!! Now I know, she is just plotting an ambush and as she blends in purrfectly with them!!!! Time to get the gun Martha!!!
 
Not my buddy. He would never kill me. When we play rough he might hurt me. But never kill me.

Don't be fooled. A cat is very much like the "Monkey". As long as they're well fed and satisfied your all right. If you ignore and turn your back for few days, all bets are off.:wave bye::th_biggun:
 
It's true!! I have photographic evidence of an actual kill!! COPRUNNER's son sent up his buddy 'Flat Stanley' to spend a weekend with us. He was hanging out on the bed with Reba, when suddenly an unprovoked attack occurred....she dragged him into the living room, de-nutted him and then ate his head!! :surprise: It was horrible to watch....poor Stanley was viciously murdered for no apparent reason! :wink2: :sad2:

No, not Reba :icon_rolleyes: i didnt know she had a dark side...

old Duke better sleep with one eye open
 
Photographic evidence of an ambush ready to pounce!!!! Thank God I had the warning so I was ready for her!!!
 

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No, not Reba :icon_rolleyes: i didnt know she had a dark side...

old Duke better sleep with one eye open

A BAD one Bill!! She brought a little rodent up to the door and munched it in front of Remi....afterward Remi tasted the blood (with Reba's approval) and they've been hunting together ever since....like a murderer's pact or somethin'!

I've seen Remi murder 4 mice with my own eyes, I refer to the pair as Sako & Venzetti!! :th_smilie::th_smilie::character36::character36:

This is Remi.....obviously a 'natural born killer' too!
 

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I now know to give Danny plenty of advance notice before I ride up to BRC, too many places for the "pets" to hide and pounce on the unsuspecting in the valley of death!:biglaugh:
 
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I now know to give Danny plenty of advance notice before I ride up to BRC, too many places for the "pets" to hide and pounce on the unsuspecting in the valley of death!:biglaugh:

It's a scary place BB, no doubt about that!! :rofl_200:
 

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It's true!! I have photographic evidence of an actual kill!! COPRUNNER's son sent up his buddy 'Flat Stanley' to spend a weekend with us. He was hanging out on the bed with Reba, when suddenly an unprovoked attack occurred....she dragged him into the living room, de-nutted him and then ate his head!! :surprise:

It was horrible to watch....poor Stanley was viciously murdered for no apparent reason! :wink2: :sad2:
i THIS WAS FUNNY AS HELL ! :rofl_200::rofl_200::rofl_200:
 
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